I don’t know how these MILF escorts keep their pussy drum tight till the day they retire or die. I recently hired this amazingly sexy army veteran MILF escort in Tel Aviv who also happened to be a XXX Sex Shows Model and happened to be tighter than a virgin. She told me that her army companions that suffer from POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome) refer to women as armored vehicles.
One of the best things about these Tel Aviv escorts is that they speak polite and humble words and look better in the flash than in their images. These Tel Aviv female escorts, let me tell you, know some of the rarest seduction techniques.
Tel Aviv female escorts are an art and the escort agencies that recruit these are the genius responsible for such great art. It doesn’t take much money compared to other lucrative businesses to set up an escort agency but it requires a lot of talent, skills and expertise. Some successful Israeli escort agencies took as long as 3 decades to make a name for themselves, the Israeli escort industry is so competitive.
On an average, it takes 3 years to become an escort that can fulfill every fantasy possible in the real world.
Some Israeli escorts are such experts at raising your dick that they can get a 75 year old man hard with just a sexy striptease.
It is a pity that some men blame everything on the government including their dead pencil dicks.
Another marvelous thing about these high class Israeli female escorts is that they do not care whether you came in a Range Rover or a Ford Fiesta, they do their best to please you and they really do please you 99.99% of the times.
Most of these Israeli female escorts do speak fluent English and hence you don’t need a translator or an app to understand what she is saying or to tell her something.
I have a friend who told me that women are more likely to get addicted to a dick with a huge girth than a man is likely to get addicted to a tight pussy.
This friend of mine has a huge libido, he is married and he always has a couple of stand-by girlfriends for the times when his wife is not available.
This friend of mine lived in Southeast Asia for a great length of time including in Vietnam, Thailand, Sri Lanka and India. He claims to have the most fun with different women, mostly masseuses, in Vietnam and Thailand. He never gets tired of repeating that comparing a Vietnamese chick to a Thai one is like comparing a Mazda to a Subaru, in other words, they both have their own advantages and their own shortcomings.
He also claims to have had tons of sex with two of Colonel Gaddafi’s Ukrainian female bodyguards, he claims that they both are two of the worst women on the bed, and an incredibly powerful and wealthy man like Gaddafi had to be peanuts in his head to use such women as his sex dolls.
He claims to have recently met the infamous MILF pornstar of the late 2000s and early 2010s – Emma Starr, while in Dallas, Texas, who also happens to be a lawyer. He says that he was surprised to see that she has retired for religious reasons and now spends most of her time doing social and religious work. While she was telling him about how great is god and how everyone should bow down to him and spend all their lives working on his path, this crazy friend of mine told her that at one point he really could not get enough of wanking to her 720p Sex Movies and he really wishes if she were active now as well and worked in Super-HD movies as a GILF.
Now he has replaced his MILF porn addiction with Hentai porn addiction and 720p hentai videos are what have been keeping him sane and functioning.
Getting to know the name of a stunning pornstar whose video you just recently watched and jacked off to is not a big deal anymore. There was a time when getting to know the name of a Japanese Pornstar used to be the most difficult and complex, but that’s not the case anymore.
Us humans are the most intelligent species on the planet as we are the only ones that enjoy seeing other couples having sex. It is a great sight for us men to see a stunning woman of any race take a long, bick dick in her pussy and ride.
I believe in a thing called Universal Stripperhood where the women from all across the globe should be allowed to strip without anyone telling them not to and wherever they want to, whenever they want to. The governments should be made obliged to pay for their traveling expenses and anyone criticizing them ought to be punished by the law.
I have talked to many strip dance lovers including the most popular ones. One of the most infamous wrestlers of all time – Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker aka the Mean Mark told me that he preferred his stripper without any make up, whereas the other infamous wrestler – Kevin Nash aka Diesel aka Oz told me that he preferred his strippers with full makeup on. I personally like mine with makeup on if she has an ugly face but a hot body and without makeup if she has a pretty face regardless of whether she has a voluptuous body or a thin one. In only one condition will I prefer my stripper with full makeup on regardless of whether she has a pretty face or not and that is when the stripper is 30 years old or more. I prefer ugly young strippers over stunning old strippers anyway.
Sean Martin is a Maltese gentleman who regularly visits the Indian province of India, not for its beaches but rather to enjoy the gorgeous Russian escorts in Goa.
Sean believes that the life of an average high class Indian call girl is far more fun and adventurous than an average guy would think including his younger self.
Sean says that he doesn’t trade his call girl’s breast size for the butt size or vice-versa; He wants both the assets of his call girl for the night perfectly shaped, toned and natural and those Goan call girls never disappoint when it comes to the same.
Once he called a gorgeous Sikh Punjabi call girl in Candolim, Goa named Gurjeet Kaur to his hotel room. She had no issues with Sean banging him tantric style. After knocking her for 3 hours straight tantric style, Sean was rock-hard again only after 10-15 minutes. He adds that it really made him feel like the good old German-American – Charles Bukowski.
He recently sent a love letter to Gurjeet Kaur written personally by himself. She replied back telling that she was very much impressed with his handwriting and Sean couldn’t be any happier.
Another time when Sean booked a local Goan call girl for 2 hours initially after falling for her gorgeous pictures, she turned out to be so sweet and fun-loving that Sean decided to extend the session for a 2-week long tour abroad.
Enjoying Goan call girls for over a decade now, Mr Sean Martin has come to the conclusion that the call girls of Goa in general are provided conducive atmosphere to improve their skills and are stressed upon the need to utilize their time to the optimum.
Jerome Abella from Jersey City, NJ, is a full-time app developer and part-time sex blogger and conspiracy theorist, who writes on his blog that after studying the current political situation of India, he has come to the conclusion that the Indian news channels – NDTV, ABP and Sahara News work for the British – MI6 while the Zee News and Network 18 work for the Mossad and CIA. He believes that both the rival groups have many common and some differing agendas and that reflects very well on their stooge media channels.
Jerome claims that the Arab Union will form anytime soon and as soon as they become a reality, they will force the Israel to name their nation as Ishmael on the condition of leaving them alone and he believes that Israel will accept the condition as it is next to nothing for what they are going to achieve in return.
Jerome claims that Hassan Rouhani is a Jew in disguise who has been planted in Iran in order to destroy the Shia-Sunni wars. Jerome clarifies that the Shia-Sunni wars have been costing the Israel and its allies a lot more than it expected and he believes that it was Israel that started the Shia-Sunni wars at the first place.
On his sex blog, Jerome writes that although the god really listens to a woman’s prayer regarding her want for her dream man, the god doesn’t listen to it in the case of the opposite and the online hookups are the proof of the same. He adds that he is not sure about the acceptance of such wishes of the different genders belonging to the LGBT community by the god though.
Avery Abadie is a popular travel and sex blogger and a SEO agency owner from Kentucky, who writes on her blog that living around certain palm trees reduces libido of both men and women and other certain palm trees do the opposite. She gives the example that living around coconut and date palm trees reduces libido while living across African Oil Palm and Foxtail Palm Trees increases libido.
Avery lives in a neighborhood full of African Oil Palm Trees and Foxtail Palm Trees.
Avery lived in England for 10 years and while living there, she dated hundreds of local men. Her experience is that the London men have lesser sexual prowess compared to other English men, no matter what age group, height, size or race.
Avery believes that a dick that hasn’t had an ejaculation for over 2 months generate tons volts or watts. Even the tagline of one of her blogs reads “If we could only measure the electricity generated by a dick.”
Avery writes that she has dated several men that weighted a quintal (100 KG), but it is her dream to see a dick in real life that weighs one quintal. She knows that this dream of her will most likely never come true and that’s the reason why she fulfills this wildest fantasy of her through Hentai porn. She is also a very active member on many different Hentai Communities (โดจิน).
Avery doesn’t like to take pills as she believes that apart from being bad for her own health it is also bad for the guy but she doesn’t carry the same opinion regarding the condoms. That’s the reason why she always carries 8-10 condoms in the glovebox of her car.
I know several saleswomen turned escorts, pornstars and madames and let me tell you, saleswomen are some of the best women to join the adult industry. They really give their best to it and are really horny bitches.
I know several people from the Silicon Valley and let me tell you, as much as the IT engineers from Iran love coffee, the Indian IT engineers hate it. I had a short affair with a married IT engineer from India living and working in the Silicon Valley. She told me that her husband loves his women bald but she loves to keep her hair long. So, they have made a deal that she will be bald for 2 years and for the next 2 years, she will get to keep the length of her hair long, On the days when I was fucking her, she had her hair long and her hair were really silky. I never had a hair fetish before but this bitch got me it. She told me that during the days when she is bald, she wears a wig each time she is outside her home.
I keep checking the Escorts and Adult Dating Listings from around the world and I am surprised at the fact that more escorts than ever before are working as consignment merchandise than ever before, i.e., the pimp doesn’t pay the escort a penny until she gets sold in the first world and the opposite has been going on in the second and third world.
Anybody who is married to a woman who has been married to the same woman for decades now and she has gone under one or more abortions, knows the fact that a woman’s sex drive dampens after the abortion. The case is not the same with a woman’s pregnancy though, it is a mere myth that the pregnancy kills a woman’s sex drive.
You won’t understand what I mentioned here if you never had a wife but rather wasted all your semen on North Goa Escorts.
I know several mainstream incest porn actresses belonging to different ethnicities and nations personally, including Ciara Blue, Nicky Ferrari, Pamela Rios, Mindi Mink, Jodi West, Amber Lynn Bach, to name a few and none of them ever had an abortion and some even never got pregnant and hence, they are able to perform so well, natural and passionately in front of the camera.
Amber Lynn Bach even told me that she enjoys the sex so much more while shooting but because she has always been camera shy, she is not able to show her real passion to the audience.
If you are suffering with infertility, here is a piece of advice from me, learning martial arts increases a man’s libido and fertility like no other and that’s the reason why the East Asians, mainly the Japanese people have such a high population. Your doctor will not tell you this, but that’s no big deal, as long as TheSeducer is here to help you.
I don’t know whether you have watched the movies of the pornstars belonging to the late 1990s, including Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson, Taylor Moore or Amber Lynn, there is really something about those chicks that gives the likes of Traci Lords, Kay Parket, Ginger Lynn, a run for their money.
I really hope that they will start teaching sex and sexuality related businesses in the business schools soon enough. For example, how to manage a dildo manufacturing unit, how to manage an online sex toy retail business, how to manage a condom factory, how to market contraceptive pills, etc.
It is my prophesy that it is going to happen very soon and a couple of girls with tattoos will be the ones to make it a reality.
I have been watching a lot of tattoo porn lately and it seems like the porn industry nowadays is obsessed with the tittyfucking. It has come to the point that they have forgotten that boobs are more meant to be squeezed. Really, squeezing boobs has become underrated and tittyfucking has become overrated in the porn, lately.
Me and my wife have been making so much of noise while fucking lately, it seems like our house definitely needs better soundproofing. I really feel weird whenever some neighbor of ours looks at me.
My wife used to be in the military. She claims that male generals take advantage of attractive female personnel in the military for higher positions.
After hearing this, I asked her, if she ever let any male general take advantage of herself, to which she replied “She is not that easy.”
She hates fiction books, including the ones related to the sex and sexuality.
She loves to wear polka dots bikini, I hate those, but I never told her this on her face. I am tired of seeing those polka dots bikinis on her, that’s why I prefer to undress her completely as soon as she gets in front of my eyes.
I have a pro-wrestling and sex freak friend who also owns a couple of pro-wrestling and sex related blogs.
This friend of mine has a lot to say about the Ex-Head Writer of the WWE and WCW – Vince Russo, who is often found whining on different podcasts, including his own, which goes by the name ‘Brand’. My friend says that he should rename his podcast to ‘Brand Whiner’.
My friend claims that Vince Russo’s relationship with then WWE Chairman – Vince McMahon got bitter, because Vince asked for a raise and that too in a very unpolite way, which Vince was only willing to give him if he made his wife – Amy sleep with Vince every Saturday night, which made Vince very angry, but doesn’t tell about this to anyone who is not close to him. He adds that both the parties have decided to keep this fact a secret from the public, because it is not good for either of them.
This friend of mine claims that one of the most infamous pro-wrestlers of all time – Macho Man Randy Savage, never fucked Stephanie McMahon, the daughter of WWE Founder – Vince McMahon, but rather, Stephanie regularly used to have lesbian sex with Miss Elizabeth, the ex-wife of Macho Man Randy Savage, which Randy couldn’t digest and didn’t want to tell about to anyone, and made up this story with hundreds of flaws in it while he was drunk one night that he fucked Stephanie McMahon, which has no basis. In short, Randy Savage didn’t fuck Stephanie McMahon but Miss Elizabeth inserted a dildo in her pussy, just like those hot chicks do on Chaturbate.
I have a friend named Nobu from Kumamoto, Japan. Nobu and his wife work as part-time cam models, not for the money, but for the fun, yes, money is a part of it, but not the main one. They both wear shades while they are at it as they belong to a conservative family and they don’t want anybody to know that they fuck in front of others, every night.
Once a voyeur recorded their video and uploaded it on the AsianSexDiary, they were so scared that someone will recognize it, I sure did, as I already know that they are cam models and I called them acting all-strange to the situation, because knowing them both, I already knew that they would talk on this topic to me and ask for help. I told them both that they have nothing to worry about and also asked them for the video link telling them that I want to see whether they are identifiable in the video or not. I didn’t tell them that I had seen the entire video before and they were easily identifiable to anyone who already knows them. They sent me the video link, I enjoyed it once again, even jerked-off to it, and then called them back and told them that their shades are so big, even the parents of both of them will not be able to recognize them in the video. They both were more than happy after hearing it.
I have always been infatuated with the wife of Nobu and I jack-off at least once a month, fantasizing, watching her on the live sex cam or watching the same video of her with Nobu.
I have a friend named Eishun from Kyoto, Japan, who used to eat, sleep, fuck, repeat in his Real Estate office, until he learnt how to make stealth eBay and Amazon accounts and make a bank with the same. Since then, he doesn’t have much time for eating or sleeping, but he has always got a plenty of time for fucking or jerking off to gravure idol free videos.
Eishun is extremely proud of his wife’s sexual prowess. He says that if she’s a Porsche, the rest of the women of the world are Mazdas at the best.
Eishun also has a sex blog very similar to this blog of mine, where he keeps making interesting posts on a regular just like I do.
On one of the posts on his blog, Eishun wrote that most of the incest porn videos in the American mainstream porn industry come from the Japanese mainstream porn. He further added that the Japanese porn is just like the Japanese cars, the Japanese didn’t invent the cars, but they made them so better and beat the Whites at their own game, which I believe will not hurt or offend any of the White readers of my blog, just like it didn’t on Eishun’s blog, but if it did, then send your wife to me and I will compensate for hurting you so bad.
With a huge dick, comes a great responsibility of hiding your dick from the ones that you aren’t willing to fuck and showcasing that dick in a secret way to the tens and the nines in an extremely graceful way.
With huge boobs, comes a great responsibility as well, you have to conceal your boobs from the guys and girls you hate and have to showcase those to the ones you love. The case is as bad for the busty lesbians as it is for the straight women. Having big boobs is a real challenge for both the straight and the lesbian women, especially when the boobs are 100% natural, because they just inherited those, unlike the ones who got implants and did for just the sake of attention and/or of the strangers and/or their spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends.
I used to play rugby all the time with chicks in the college and it always used to be a fun experience beyond words. Thinking about the same is giving me goosebumps and is getting my dick hard which your mom is about to suck in a couple of minutes.
I have been dating these twin sisters for a while now, who cannot get enough dick no matter what and they really have paved the way to my heart through my dick. I was thinking about converting to Islam and marry both the sisters but then I got to learn that it is forbade in Islam to marry even two half-sisters, let alone twin sisters. I am really heartbroken about this fact and bashing Muslims and Islam everywhere for being such hypocrites and paying such sort of respect and regard to Jacob – the Hebrew Patriarch.
I have a friend who says that he hates the haters but loves to watch hate sex porn videos, especially the lingerie porn featuring hateful sex, his wife is the opposite, she is indifferent to the haters but she hates the hate sex videos, she loves lingerie porn though. One out of three times, she rides her husband wearing some sexy lingerie.
This friend of mine books strippers every Sunday in the winters – November, December, January and February. In the rest of the year, he doesn’t do any woman other than his own beautiful wife with large natural breasts.
He tells me that this stripper agency that he regularly books with, is open to send their strippers to the client’s hotel room/office and even home. He keeps repeating to me that he wants to book one for me someday, but I consider it to be a waste of time and money. Who needs a stripper when you have porn, real women, cam models and what not.
I have been thinking about letting his wife know about his deeds so that maybe I could get a chance to score her, but then I become afraid of losing both my friend and this wife of his that I have been drooling over since the day he got married.
There are many things common among beautiful women with large natural breasts, one of those being that they all love doggystyle and cowgirl position. If your wife or girlfriend doesn’t like the doggystyle or cowgirl position and she is a beautiful woman with large natural breasts, then either she hates you or you are stupid enough to find her beautiful.
One of the things that I have observed in this short life of mine is that the narcissists have sweeter souls in general. I have met several narcissistic anti-fap dudes who seriously believed that they were the savior of dicks, which they clearly weren’t, but then again, these idiotic narcissists with their stupid beliefs, all had extremely sweet souls as well. One of these guys after coming back from work, would campaign online against the online live sex cam websites, which included livejasmin and the alternatives to livejasmin. The dude was so concerned about his safety, that he would drive nothing but a Volvo. One fine sunny morning, a male friend of his, who happened to be a live sex cam chat model himself, revealed to the world that the anti-fap Volvo dude died due to the complications caused to him due to the untreated HIV-AIDS and Syphilis. The anti-fap dude used to believe in all sorts of conspiracy theories including the world is flat, HIV is a myth, the world is run and operated by some reptilians belonging to some other planet. The male cam model friend of his also disclosed to the world that the anti-fap dude was so much against the live sex cam chat because an Islamic scholar friend of his, who happens to be one of the biggest promoters of the Islamic Scholar and Conspiracy Theorist – Sheikh Imran Hosein, told him that live sex cam chat will be the greatest cause for the Armageddon. To those who don’t know, they refer to Armageddon as Malhama in Arabic.
I recently met a former WCW valet at a bachelorette party in San Diego. She has definitely grown up to be one of the best MILFs that you have never seen. One of the guys in party was an Indian guy who worships the Indian demigod of celibacy – Hanuman said that it was okay for him to watch a strip dance on the Tuesdays but he wasn’t allowed to fuck. Three friends there wanted to kiss the stripper at the same time, but ended up kissing each other.
One of the strippers at the party belonged to a royal Indian Muslim family. She has been studying in the US and because she doesn’t want to ask her parents for the money, she works as a stripper part time to feed herself. She was really the best among them all.
I am pro-incest. I say that incest was only bad for the people in the olden days when they didn’t have access to the contraceptives and they would give birth to retards and deformed because of it, but since the advent of the contraceptives, that is not an issue anymore. I really hope that the incest would be as common and outspoken about as the sex in traditional marriage in the western world by 2030 and in the rest of the world by 2060.
I was born into a Protestant family. There was a time in my life when I started to believe that I suffer with a sexual addiction, mainly porn and masturbation. A friend suggested to me that turning Catholic would help me. Hearing his advice, I converted to Catholicism. My addiction only grew stronger with time and rightfully so, because I later learnt that there is no such thing as sexual addiction, it is one of the most natural things, and celebrity sex life is far more active than that of ours. The more sex you have, the more creative you become.
I believe that Edinburgh is going to be for the strippers, what Amsterdam is for the prostitutes. I recently visited the city and there are gorgeous strippers everywhere there. Still, those Scottish strippers are far from being anywhere near the All-American female strippers.
I personally believe that fuckbuddies are far more important than the family any day; People can talk about how their family is the most important thing to them, but all such people spend more time thinking about their fuckbuddies of the past, present and the ones that they have been eyeing for in the future than they do spend thinking about their family.
What I have observed over the decades is that the economic growth of a country is positively related to its sexual freedom. Take india for example, it used to be one of the poorest countries on the face of the earth until it was sexually oppressed in the early 1990s and the economic condition of its neighboring 7 times smaller nation – Pakistan used to be far better than that of India, which although a Muslim nation, had more libertarian views regarding sexuality than India, but for the past 20 years or so, India has had more libertarian views regarding the sexuality and the opposite has become the case for Pakistan, especially when the Army General Pervez Musharraf took control of it. Another example would be that of the Scandinavian region, it was growing like no other in the late 1980s and early 1990s when the chicas would move freely wearing nothing but skimpy clothes all over the streets of Norway, Sweden and Denmark, but since they got almost occupied by the Barbaric immigrants from all over the world, especially the Middle-East, their women do not find it safe anymore to move freely on the streets wearing skimpy clothes. Many of the Scandinavian women have even become extremely religious since then and it need not be said that the religion and sexual suppression go together and look where are they now. The fastest growing region doesn’t stand for anything anymore, except for their hollow democracy and stupid laws.
What is the definition of a real woman to you? Do you think a real woman uses anything other than a custom-made dildo? Do you believe that a real woman has excessive estrogen levels and she fucks around everywhere but acts very shy in the public? Whatever the definition of a real woman is according to you, one thing that I ensure you here is that ‘a real woman’ cannot live without a cock, she respects a gentleman’s cock like no other and that’s the reason why women belonging to different ancient paganic religions used to worship phalluses and many still do, take the Hindu women as an example.
It is a shame that the monotheistic religions around the world will do whatever it takes to keep their machine running, no matter how cruel they have to become in order to do so. They have been doing their utmost to suppress the sexuality and intelligence of an average man and a woman and getting away with it for thousands of years. If you are a reader of my blog, then I urge you to put a fullstop to the monkey business of these so-called Monotheistic religions and have a healthy and fulfilling sex life.
I personally believe that the science and technology will soon be able to make females as physically strong as the men and men as sexually irresistible as the women. Till then, the members belonging to either of the genders can read my blog and get tips regarding that subject.
Experience beats beauty when it comes to a sexual session, and hence, if you are a virgin, then you better practice on that mini sex doll before you get yourself a real woman. Your woman is really going to appreciate it.
So, the tip of the day for the straight men, bisexual men and women, lesbian women is that the more hostile a chick is to the strangers, the more fun she is in the bed. This is coming from my decades of experience dealing with women of all sorts.
I would like to end this post with a parody slang song that I just wrote on Harden my Heart by Quarterflash:-
“Massaging my dick on the corner, with a special essential oil
I swear I’ll never masturbate again
You gave me your word that you will provide me with a hole of years each time that I am hard but that turned out to be a lie
My wild dreams give me blue balls and I never thought you were so
But it’s time to kick that stinking ass of yours, hoe