Month: February 2020

A Couple of Girlfriends with Tattoos will be the First to Introduce Sex Business in the Business Schools

I really hope that they will start teaching sex and sexuality related businesses in the business schools soon enough. For example, how to manage a dildo manufacturing unit, how to manage an online sex toy retail business, how to manage a condom factory, how to market contraceptive pills, etc.

It is my prophesy that it is going to happen very soon and a couple of girls with tattoos will be the ones to make it a reality.

I have been watching a lot of tattoo porn lately and it seems like the porn industry nowadays is obsessed with the tittyfucking. It has come to the point that they have forgotten that boobs are more meant to be squeezed. Really, squeezing boobs has become underrated and tittyfucking has become overrated in the porn, lately.

Me and my wife have been making so much of noise while fucking lately, it seems like our house definitely needs better soundproofing. I really feel weird whenever some neighbor of ours looks at me.

My wife used to be in the military. She claims that male generals take advantage of attractive female personnel in the military for higher positions.

After hearing this, I asked her, if she ever let any male general take advantage of herself, to which she replied “She is not that easy.”

She hates fiction books, including the ones related to the sex and sexuality.

She loves to wear polka dots bikini, I hate those, but I never told her this on her face. I am tired of seeing those polka dots bikinis on her, that’s why I prefer to undress her completely as soon as she gets in front of my eyes.

The sales of cucumbers has gone drastically down since the dildos have become so popular, claims a Chaturbate and Pro-Wrestling freak

I have a pro-wrestling and sex freak friend who also owns a couple of pro-wrestling and sex related blogs.

This friend of mine has a lot to say about the Ex-Head Writer of the WWE and WCW – Vince Russo, who is often found whining on different podcasts, including his own, which goes by the name ‘Brand’. My friend says that he should rename his podcast to ‘Brand Whiner’.

My friend claims that Vince Russo’s relationship with then WWE Chairman – Vince McMahon got bitter, because Vince asked for a raise and that too in a very unpolite way, which Vince was only willing to give him if he made his wife – Amy sleep with Vince every Saturday night, which made Vince very angry, but doesn’t tell about this to anyone who is not close to him. He adds that both the parties have decided to keep this fact a secret from the public, because it is not good for either of them.

This friend of mine claims that one of the most infamous pro-wrestlers of all time – Macho Man Randy Savage, never fucked Stephanie McMahon, the daughter of WWE Founder – Vince McMahon, but rather, Stephanie regularly used to have lesbian sex with Miss Elizabeth, the ex-wife of Macho Man Randy Savage, which Randy couldn’t digest and didn’t want to tell about to anyone, and made up this story with hundreds of flaws in it while he was drunk one night that he fucked Stephanie McMahon, which has no basis. In short, Randy Savage didn’t fuck Stephanie McMahon but Miss Elizabeth inserted a dildo in her pussy, just like those hot chicks do on Chaturbate.

Nobu from Kumamoto has his sex tape uploaded on the AsianSexDiary

I have a friend named Nobu from Kumamoto, Japan. Nobu and his wife work as part-time cam models, not for the money, but for the fun, yes, money is a part of it, but not the main one. They both wear shades while they are at it as they belong to a conservative family and they don’t want anybody to know that they fuck in front of others, every night.

Once a voyeur recorded their video and uploaded it on the AsianSexDiary, they were so scared that someone will recognize it, I sure did, as I already know that they are cam models and I called them acting all-strange to the situation, because knowing them both, I already knew that they would talk on this topic to me and ask for help. I told them both that they have nothing to worry about and also asked them for the video link telling them that I want to see whether they are identifiable in the video or not. I didn’t tell them that I had seen the entire video before and they were easily identifiable to anyone who already knows them. They sent me the video link, I enjoyed it once again, even jerked-off to it, and then called them back and told them that their shades are so big, even the parents of both of them will not be able to recognize them in the video. They both were more than happy after hearing it.

I have always been infatuated with the wife of Nobu and I jack-off at least once a month, fantasizing, watching her on the live sex cam or watching the same video of her with Nobu.

Kyoto man doesn’t have the time to sleep but has got enough time to jack off to his favorite Japanese porn

I have a friend named Eishun from Kyoto, Japan, who used to eat, sleep, fuck, repeat in his Real Estate office, until he learnt how to make stealth eBay and Amazon accounts and make a bank with the same. Since then, he doesn’t have much time for eating or sleeping, but he has always got a plenty of time for fucking or jerking off to gravure idol free videos.

Eishun is extremely proud of his wife’s sexual prowess. He says that if she’s a Porsche, the rest of the women of the world are Mazdas at the best.

Eishun also has a sex blog very similar to this blog of mine, where he keeps making interesting posts on a regular just like I do.

On one of the posts on his blog, Eishun wrote that most of the incest porn videos in the American mainstream porn industry come from the Japanese mainstream porn. He further added that the Japanese porn is just like the Japanese cars, the Japanese didn’t invent the cars, but they made them so better and beat the Whites at their own game, which I believe will not hurt or offend any of the White readers of my blog, just like it didn’t on Eishun’s blog, but if it did, then send your wife to me and I will compensate for hurting you so bad.