Category: Miscellaneous

A Couple of Girlfriends with Tattoos will be the First to Introduce Sex Business in the Business Schools

I really hope that they will start teaching sex and sexuality related businesses in the business schools soon enough. For example, how to manage a dildo manufacturing unit, how to manage an online sex toy retail business, how to manage a condom factory, how to market contraceptive pills, etc.

It is my prophesy that it is going to happen very soon and a couple of girls with tattoos will be the ones to make it a reality.

I have been watching a lot of tattoo porn lately and it seems like the porn industry nowadays is obsessed with the tittyfucking. It has come to the point that they have forgotten that boobs are more meant to be squeezed. Really, squeezing boobs has become underrated and tittyfucking has become overrated in the porn, lately.

Me and my wife have been making so much of noise while fucking lately, it seems like our house definitely needs better soundproofing. I really feel weird whenever some neighbor of ours looks at me.

My wife used to be in the military. She claims that male generals take advantage of attractive female personnel in the military for higher positions.

After hearing this, I asked her, if she ever let any male general take advantage of herself, to which she replied “She is not that easy.”

She hates fiction books, including the ones related to the sex and sexuality.

She loves to wear polka dots bikini, I hate those, but I never told her this on her face. I am tired of seeing those polka dots bikinis on her, that’s why I prefer to undress her completely as soon as she gets in front of my eyes.

The sales of cucumbers has gone drastically down since the dildos have become so popular, claims a Chaturbate and Pro-Wrestling freak

I have a pro-wrestling and sex freak friend who also owns a couple of pro-wrestling and sex related blogs.

This friend of mine has a lot to say about the Ex-Head Writer of the WWE and WCW – Vince Russo, who is often found whining on different podcasts, including his own, which goes by the name ‘Brand’. My friend says that he should rename his podcast to ‘Brand Whiner’.

My friend claims that Vince Russo’s relationship with then WWE Chairman – Vince McMahon got bitter, because Vince asked for a raise and that too in a very unpolite way, which Vince was only willing to give him if he made his wife – Amy sleep with Vince every Saturday night, which made Vince very angry, but doesn’t tell about this to anyone who is not close to him. He adds that both the parties have decided to keep this fact a secret from the public, because it is not good for either of them.

This friend of mine claims that one of the most infamous pro-wrestlers of all time – Macho Man Randy Savage, never fucked Stephanie McMahon, the daughter of WWE Founder – Vince McMahon, but rather, Stephanie regularly used to have lesbian sex with Miss Elizabeth, the ex-wife of Macho Man Randy Savage, which Randy couldn’t digest and didn’t want to tell about to anyone, and made up this story with hundreds of flaws in it while he was drunk one night that he fucked Stephanie McMahon, which has no basis. In short, Randy Savage didn’t fuck Stephanie McMahon but Miss Elizabeth inserted a dildo in her pussy, just like those hot chicks do on Chaturbate.

Nobu from Kumamoto has his sex tape uploaded on the AsianSexDiary

I have a friend named Nobu from Kumamoto, Japan. Nobu and his wife work as part-time cam models, not for the money, but for the fun, yes, money is a part of it, but not the main one. They both wear shades while they are at it as they belong to a conservative family and they don’t want anybody to know that they fuck in front of others, every night.

Once a voyeur recorded their video and uploaded it on the AsianSexDiary, they were so scared that someone will recognize it, I sure did, as I already know that they are cam models and I called them acting all-strange to the situation, because knowing them both, I already knew that they would talk on this topic to me and ask for help. I told them both that they have nothing to worry about and also asked them for the video link telling them that I want to see whether they are identifiable in the video or not. I didn’t tell them that I had seen the entire video before and they were easily identifiable to anyone who already knows them. They sent me the video link, I enjoyed it once again, even jerked-off to it, and then called them back and told them that their shades are so big, even the parents of both of them will not be able to recognize them in the video. They both were more than happy after hearing it.

I have always been infatuated with the wife of Nobu and I jack-off at least once a month, fantasizing, watching her on the live sex cam or watching the same video of her with Nobu.

Kyoto man doesn’t have the time to sleep but has got enough time to jack off to his favorite Japanese porn

I have a friend named Eishun from Kyoto, Japan, who used to eat, sleep, fuck, repeat in his Real Estate office, until he learnt how to make stealth eBay and Amazon accounts and make a bank with the same. Since then, he doesn’t have much time for eating or sleeping, but he has always got a plenty of time for fucking or jerking off to gravure idol free videos.

Eishun is extremely proud of his wife’s sexual prowess. He says that if she’s a Porsche, the rest of the women of the world are Mazdas at the best.

Eishun also has a sex blog very similar to this blog of mine, where he keeps making interesting posts on a regular just like I do.

On one of the posts on his blog, Eishun wrote that most of the incest porn videos in the American mainstream porn industry come from the Japanese mainstream porn. He further added that the Japanese porn is just like the Japanese cars, the Japanese didn’t invent the cars, but they made them so better and beat the Whites at their own game, which I believe will not hurt or offend any of the White readers of my blog, just like it didn’t on Eishun’s blog, but if it did, then send your wife to me and I will compensate for hurting you so bad.

Busty Lesbian Twin Sisters from Jannat have been making lives of other Lesbian chicks easier and randier

With a huge dick, comes a great responsibility of hiding your dick from the ones that you aren’t willing to fuck and showcasing that dick in a secret way to the tens and the nines in an extremely graceful way.

With huge boobs, comes a great responsibility as well, you have to conceal your boobs from the guys and girls you hate and have to showcase those to the ones you love. The case is as bad for the busty lesbians as it is for the straight women. Having big boobs is a real challenge for both the straight and the lesbian women, especially when the boobs are 100% natural, because they just inherited those, unlike the ones who got implants and did for just the sake of attention and/or of the strangers and/or their spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends.

I used to play rugby all the time with chicks in the college and it always used to be a fun experience beyond words. Thinking about the same is giving me goosebumps and is getting my dick hard which your mom is about to suck in a couple of minutes.

I have been dating these twin sisters for a while now, who cannot get enough dick no matter what and they really have paved the way to my heart through my dick. I was thinking about converting to Islam and marry both the sisters but then I got to learn that it is forbade in Islam to marry even two half-sisters, let alone twin sisters. I am really heartbroken about this fact and bashing Muslims and Islam everywhere for being such hypocrites and paying such sort of respect and regard to Jacob – the Hebrew Patriarch.

Lingerie Porn is not just popular with straight men

I have a friend who says that he hates the haters but loves to watch hate sex porn videos, especially the lingerie porn featuring hateful sex, his wife is the opposite, she is indifferent to the haters but she hates the hate sex videos, she loves lingerie porn though. One out of three times, she rides her husband wearing some sexy lingerie.

This friend of mine books strippers every Sunday in the winters – November, December, January and February. In the rest of the year, he doesn’t do any woman other than his own beautiful wife with large natural breasts.

He tells me that this stripper agency that he regularly books with, is open to send their strippers to the client’s hotel room/office and even home. He keeps repeating to me that he wants to book one for me someday, but I consider it to be a waste of time and money. Who needs a stripper when you have porn, real women, cam models and what not.

I have been thinking about letting his wife know about his deeds so that maybe I could get a chance to score her, but then I become afraid of losing both my friend and this wife of his that I have been drooling over since the day he got married.

There are many things common among beautiful women with large natural breasts, one of those being that they all love doggystyle and cowgirl position. If your wife or girlfriend doesn’t like the doggystyle or cowgirl position and she is a beautiful woman with large natural breasts, then either she hates you or you are stupid enough to find her beautiful.

Some conspiracy theories believer like this Anti-Fap dude claim that the main cause for Armageddon will be live sex cam chat websites

One of the things that I have observed in this short life of mine is that the narcissists have sweeter souls in general. I have met several narcissistic anti-fap dudes who seriously believed that they were the savior of dicks, which they clearly weren’t, but then again, these idiotic narcissists with their stupid beliefs, all had extremely sweet souls as well. One of these guys after coming back from work, would campaign online against the online live sex cam websites, which included livejasmin and the alternatives to livejasmin. The dude was so concerned about his safety, that he would drive nothing but a Volvo. One fine sunny morning, a male friend of his, who happened to be a live sex cam chat model himself, revealed to the world that the anti-fap Volvo dude died due to the complications caused to him due to the untreated HIV-AIDS and Syphilis. The anti-fap dude used to believe in all sorts of conspiracy theories including the world is flat, HIV is a myth, the world is run and operated by some reptilians belonging to some other planet. The male cam model friend of his also disclosed to the world that the anti-fap dude was so much against the live sex cam chat because an Islamic scholar friend of his, who happens to be one of the biggest promoters of the Islamic Scholar and Conspiracy Theorist – Sheikh Imran Hosein, told him that live sex cam chat will be the greatest cause for the Armageddon. To those who don’t know, they refer to Armageddon as Malhama in Arabic.

The more sex you have, the more creative you become, the more you love your life and your near and dear ones

I recently met a former WCW valet at a bachelorette party in San Diego. She has definitely grown up to be one of the best MILFs that you have never seen. One of the guys in party was an Indian guy who worships the Indian demigod of celibacy – Hanuman said that it was okay for him to watch a strip dance on the Tuesdays but he wasn’t allowed to fuck. Three friends there wanted to kiss the stripper at the same time, but ended up kissing each other.

One of the strippers at the party belonged to a royal Indian Muslim family. She has been studying in the US and because she doesn’t want to ask her parents for the money, she works as a stripper part time to feed herself. She was really the best among them all.

I am pro-incest. I say that incest was only bad for the people in the olden days when they didn’t have access to the contraceptives and they would give birth to retards and deformed because of it, but since the advent of the contraceptives, that is not an issue anymore. I really hope that the incest would be as common and outspoken about as the sex in traditional marriage in the western world by 2030 and in the rest of the world by 2060.

I was born into a Protestant family. There was a time in my life when I started to believe that I suffer with a sexual addiction, mainly porn and masturbation. A friend suggested to me that turning Catholic would help me. Hearing his advice, I converted to Catholicism. My addiction only grew stronger with time and rightfully so, because I later learnt that there is no such thing as sexual addiction, it is one of the most natural things, and celebrity sex life is far more active than that of ours. The more sex you have, the more creative you become.

It is Scottish Strippers vs the American Strippers and we all know who is going to be the winner

I believe that Edinburgh is going to be for the strippers, what Amsterdam is for the prostitutes. I recently visited the city and there are gorgeous strippers everywhere there. Still, those Scottish strippers are far from being anywhere near the All-American female strippers.

I personally believe that fuckbuddies are far more important than the family any day; People can talk about how their family is the most important thing to them, but all such people spend more time thinking about their fuckbuddies of the past, present and the ones that they have been eyeing for in the future than they do spend thinking about their family.

What I have observed over the decades is that the economic growth of a country is positively related to its sexual freedom. Take india for example, it used to be one of the poorest countries on the face of the earth until it was sexually oppressed in the early 1990s and the economic condition of its neighboring 7 times smaller nation – Pakistan used to be far better than that of India, which although a Muslim nation, had more libertarian views regarding sexuality than India, but for the past 20 years or so, India has had more libertarian views regarding the sexuality and the opposite has become the case for Pakistan, especially when the Army General Pervez Musharraf took control of it. Another example would be that of the Scandinavian region, it was growing like no other in the late 1980s and early 1990s when the chicas would move freely wearing nothing but skimpy clothes all over the streets of Norway, Sweden and Denmark, but since they got almost occupied by the Barbaric immigrants from all over the world, especially the Middle-East, their women do not find it safe anymore to move freely on the streets wearing skimpy clothes. Many of the Scandinavian women have even become extremely religious since then and it need not be said that the religion and sexual suppression go together and look where are they now. The fastest growing region doesn’t stand for anything anymore, except for their hollow democracy and stupid laws.